Although the following piece has been floating around for a while, it is good to bring it out every now and then to help all of us keep our health in check.
I had it taped unobtrusively to the front of my fridge for some time, but a recent contribution from a reader prompted me to take a closer look at it. These are health tips on how to use natural foods, herbs and roots to help us combat most maladies.
Insomnia: Honey is good to combat this condition, although it may not help very much if you have a civil service appointment the following morning.
Headache: Eat lots of fish. The oil in them prevents headaches. Ginger helps as well in reducing inflammation and pain. Trying to get a reservation on a flight to anywhere in summer however doesn’t.
Arthritis: Fish again, and lots of it. Salmon, tuna and plenty of sardines. It would also be of great benefit if you cease your practice of parking your vehicle right on the steps of the establishment you are visiting, and walk a bit. Loosen up those old bones!
Upset stomach: Your contract is up for renewal, your Iqama may have expired, your spouse is unhappy, and you think something would help? Try bananas with a glass of milk. Ginger will also relieve those afflicted with morning sickness and nausea.
Bladder infections: Stop using tap water! The Water Company is adamant that we store our water rations in underground fetid reservoirs. Drink lots of cranberry juice, which controls bacteria because of its high levels of vitamin C.
Coughing: Mask yourself with a handkerchief or some tissue paper every time you go out in public. People here just don’t cover up their coughing spasms, especially in elevators or crowded areas. If that fails, use lots of red pepper. It may cause an upset stomach, but at least your cough is under control.
Diarrhea: That shawarma you had at Abu Shaker’s last night may have been the culprit. Or was it the city water? But don’t lose hope. Grate the skin of an apple, let it turn brown, and chew it slowly.
High blood pressure: Stop driving, or if you are a female, being driven! But if you have to, munch down some celery stalks with olive oil. Both contain something or the other to lower blood pressure.
Blood sugar imbalance: All those sweets are killers. Add to them the sedentary lifestyle and the daily stresses, and you’ve got a problem. Get a bunch of broccoli and peanuts. George Bush Sr. may not have liked broccoli very much, but he wasn’t living or driving here now, was he? And peanuts aren’t for monkeys alone!
Ulcers: Your kid is out of school and unemployed, you are behind on most of your bills. So what should you do? Eat cabbage and lots of it. It helps heal gastric and other forms of ulcers. Will not get you financially ahead though.
Colds: Eat garlic. Raw is better. But please stay away from me when you do. If you have to, do it early on the mornings when you have to visit civil service departments. It may jolt those sleepy heads into action.
Memory problems: Zinc in raw oyster is very beneficial. So is peace of mind.
Depression and anxiety: Move to somewhere else. But if that is not feasible, treat yourself to cornflakes. Yes, cornflakes the cereal! Works more naturally than Prozac or Valium.
And finally, to combat strokes, down gallons of tea. Tea tears down those fatty deposits on your arterial walls from too many shawarmas and local syrupy sweets.
Thanks to MM from the EP for providing the inspiration for this week’s column. And that’s all folks.
— Tariq A.Al-Maeena ([email protected])
