ASIR, 1 September 2006 — Ten years and five children later, a Saudi man decided to end his marriage. The reason? He discovered that his wife owned a camera phone. The Al-Watan daily reported yesterday that the man became incensed when he learned that his wife had owned the phone for the past two years and never told him about it. He demanded that his wife get rid of such a tool of moral corruption, but she refused and he divorced her. The two are now in divorce court bickering over child custody.

Daily Special: Slivers of Glass

RENYA, 1 September 2006 — Health inspectors closed a restaurant here after receiving numerous complaints of meals containing small pieces of glass, the Okaz daily reported yesterday. One scrupulous customer even took pictures of the special ingredient and sent them to local authorities. The restaurant was closed pending the results of an investigation.

Man Robs Drycleaner Over Missing Cap

MADINAH, 1 September 2006 — A Saudi man, angered over a missing item of clothing when he went to pick up his dry cleaning, decided to kidnap the drycleaner and rob him at knifepoint of SR300 ($80), the Okaz daily reported yesterday. The missing item of clothing was reportedly a 10-riyal skullcap, which the drycleaner had even offered to pay for. Call this one a case of indignant overkill.

Maids Clean House ... of Furnishings

RIYADH, 1 September 2006 — A Saudi man here returned from vacation to discover that his two maids had decided to leave the country, along with an estimated SR20,000 worth of the man’s house furnishings, the Al-Jazirah daily reported yesterday. After filing a complaint with authorities, the man learned that the maids had organized, during his absence, to ship his belonging back to their home country, which was not disclosed. Then the two women turned themselves into authorities claiming undocumented status. They were deported, reunited with family and the bounty of their theft.