AL-AHSA, 17 December 2006 — Dear readers: If you find yourself in need of making lewd gestures to girls at a shopping mall, either make sure no rough-and-tumble relatives are nearby or wear plenty of protective gear. The daily Al-Yaum reported yesterday that a 20-year-old perv was making uninvited and un-sociable gestures at two teenage girls in a mall. The guy didn’t realize the young ladies were there with their two tough brothers, who, upon seeing the crude young man, proceeded to beat him. The smack-down was so rough that other shoppers had to intervene before the man needed serious medical care, or a burial shroud.