According to a report in Saturday’s Shams newspaper, the man dressed in a woman’s full abayya wasn’t even suspected of being a lecherous peeping tom; he was so intoxicated that he lifted the veil himself, revealing to horrified ladies a full mustache above a drunken grin.

Amid the chaos that ensued, the high freak attempted to flee, but perhaps his motor skills weren’t up to par: he was tackled by some nearby heroes and handed over to police.