Now, he's about to come back to Earth: MAD magazine's longtime public face, Alfred E. Neuman - with his big ears and goofy grin - sports a Bieberesque bowl of hair on the cover of the Feb. 16 issue. The headlines: Justin Bieber. "HIS STUPID HAIR!" "HIS DUMB BOOK!" "HIS TERRIBLE MOVIE!" "HIS AWFUL MUSIC!" Bieber has already been on the cover of Vanity Fair, certainly no easy accomplishment.

"That was probably the highlight of his career and being on the cover of MAD is the lowlight," John Ficarra, editor-in-chief of MAD, said with a laugh and, just maybe, a snort.