DAMMAM, 25 February 2006 — The man must be crazy. Otherwise, why would he have tried to enter a Saudi Arabian girl’s school in the buff? The school’s guard suspected something was amiss when he noticed a man without clothes approaching the entry gate, so he prevented the naked fellow from entering the school and called the police. According to Al-Watan newspaper, the naked man told the cops that he was simply trying to take a nice, hot shower in the school guard’s quarters. The police decided that the man must be crazy and took him in for further, uh, examination.