Is grass really greener on the other side?
How come after all these years we do not know how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Sure the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence but won’t the water bills be higher?
They say a stitch in time saves nine. Nine what? And what if you only wanted to save eight of them?
Has anyone ever been caught flogging a dead horse?
An apple a day may not keep the doctor away but don’t you think it sure makes the produce manager at the store happy?
Where is this bush that we keep beating around?
Don’t you think that with the proper amount of manpower, pliers, ropes, belts and duct tape, you actually COULD lead a horse to water AND make it drink?
If the grass is greener on the other side, then if the guy on the other side is looking at me, does he think my grass is greener when his is the greenest? And if his IS greenest, how did he do it?
Why is it that good things never happen? Especially to those who wait?
Why do people say, ‘You can’t have your cake and eat it too’? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?
What would be the point of finding a needle in a haystack? Wouldn’t it be easier to just go out and buy another needle?
