They're in politics, education, property, agriculture, landowning, pharmaceuticals, chemicals, the medical profession, plastics, finance, steel, building construction, ceramic, precious minerals, hospitality. Any industry you can think of at all echelons they are there. They are the organ grinders and the rainmakers.

There are 50 multimillionaires and 500 millionaires on the Britain’s annual Rich List. Most of the people reading this will have been treated by one of 1315 at the last count employed by the National Health Service and there’s one here writing about them.

Most people reading this will have now deduced what’s been talked about here and that is the third most popular surname in Greater London and the 24th most common last name nationally in the UK. It is the family name Patel.

However, unsurprisingly, honorable judge Peter Hollingworth confirmed how out of touch they are with Modern Britain. From the dark ages and stealing a line from a pseudo 70s sitcom with regards to sentencing, he asked if the victim was able to attend and having heard her surname he quipped: “She won’t be working anywhere important where she can’t get the time off. She’ll only be working in a shop or an off-license.”

When further questioned on this he said, “With a name like Patel, and her ethnic background, she won’t be working anywhere important where she can’t get the time off. So that’s what we’ll do.”

Miss Patel for Hollingworth’s information is a 22-year-old law graduate born and bred in Preston, Lancashire and is currently being employed in an office which may or may not be in the vicinity of a off-license but is definitely not working in one.

There is furor throughout the media surrounding this and rightly so as Mr. Hollingworth with his diversity and race relation skills is expectantly also an immigration judge for the Asylum and Immigration Chamber. Taking a line from our favorite right wing commentator you couldn’t make it up.

If one had to pick a judge to halt the flow of these Patels, Hollingworth is the embodiment. He must tick every box and must be the blueprint if they ever get close to Number Ten. He must already have an invite at the top table with Sir Andrew Green and after this must be on the Christmas card list for both if not on them already.